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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Loons and Moons

Still no good

No, not a chance

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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